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GirlMeat

The U.N. has decided to humanely feed the world without harming animals. Butcher shops will no longer have meat from cows, sheep, hogs, or other precious animals, the answer--GirlMeat! GirlMeat, healthy white and useless. These are free range caught and have eaten not meat. They are lean and tasty! Rump roasts, legs for roasting, udders for baking-bellies for bacon all from useless airheads. They will be carefully slaughtered, cooked and ready for you to feed your family and friends world wide! Girl Meat!!