The Nudist Wife Files – The Backyard

Your wife hates having tanlines, so she spends plenty of time in your backyard achieving an all over tan. You keep trying to get her to let you put up a privacy fence, but she says it cost too much and will ruin her view. Apparently it wouldn't just ruin her view, as every male on your block, from the teenage boys next door to the old man on the corner knows. All they have to do is slip around the side of your house on any given sunny day to get an eye full and a smile, and possibly a little wave hello.